STATEMENT TERKENANG MASA SILAM

🗣️ : Sy suka perempuan tak pakai makeup tebal..Sy suka yg natural beauty.
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Ini serupa statement kenalan aku dulu, si Meon..Betul! TS pernah ingat si Meon nie rekaan aku..BOGUS..but satu hari tu TERjumpa kat Maybank. Si Meon asyik tertoleh-toleh curi pandang kat aku dan TS noticed! So TS  tanyalah asal mat Melayu duk lat satu bangku jauh dari kitaorang asyik tertoleh-toleh curi pandang kat aku. Aku jawab,"Tu lah Meon.."..TS ketawa ingat aku joking..sekali budak bank panggil "Encik Sameon, ini draft utk company Encik.."..Terbeliak mata TS..Aku lak yg ketawa..Ketawa termati bila budak bank panggil "Sha! Sini..SOA kompeni kau nie dah siap..Ambiklah!"..
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Apa criter yg kelakar bab si Meon nie ialah statement dia tak selari dgn realiti..Gadis pilihan dia dulu (mak dia cerita!) adalah staf kaunter jual kosmetik berjenama kat Orchard Road..Si Meon nie gi hantar rombongan merisik budak nie..sekali kena marah..budak tu hanya anggap si Meon nie kawan biasa..
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So gerls, boleh teka kan budak nie pakai makeup ke tak?! OF COZ LAAAAAH, budak tu pakai makeup..dah dia jual kosmetik kot..kat kaunter exclusive lah..korang rasa..🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
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Kesimpulannya aku belajar dari insiden si Meon bahwasanya bila lelaki TAK BERAPA SUKA dengan kita..TAK SERIUS dgn kita, makeup pon dijadikan ISU BESAR! Tapi, kalo dah suka - lima coats maskara pon dia chill aje..cam TS kata,"Mak aiiiii..tu bulu mata palsu ke apa sey?..Eeehk bulu mata asli..camner boleh tebal camtu? Ambooiiii bab melawa, kasi kat Murni..mmg terrer.."..Aku selalu tunjuk muka cemberut dan kata,"Takyah perli..Nanti org kata kita cantik pon yg "kembang" awak..mulalah kata tengok aaah siapa punya sayang..iiiiishk selalu perasan!"..Ketawa kuat si TS dalam kereta!
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TS dapat tengok 2 versi muka aku..bermakeup dan muka bangun tidur..Tapi komen TS - muka bangun tidur aku terlalu pucat..so, kena letak baby powder baru nampak cam aku dah mandi..😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣Bahasa melambangkan bangsa TS - BoJava!
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I rest my case..
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My response to the statement:
Wahai B (B tu Brader), jgn mintak itu-ini..Kalo suka, kata suka..Kalo tak suka, kata tak suka..Jgn salahkan makeup kerna jika seseorg itu dilahirkan tak cantik-anggun-jelitawan cam Miss Universe yg berjaya, natural bare-faced tu takde beauty-nya..Ini fakta..Takde lindung punya kata..Tak semua perempuan dilahirkan dengan NATURAL BEAUTY! Ramai aje PERLU kosmetik utk naikkan keYAKINan diri..dan konfiden sekali berkata - AKU PON CANTIK! - sambil tambah coat kat bulu mata tu..Harap maklum ehk, B..✌🏽
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Japz, aku nak kentut💨..okay lega! Selamat malam/pagi/tengahari/petang, wahai penghuni dunia! Jgn sedih-sedih tau - Montel pon takde natural beauty tapi kerna tahap perasan cantik anggun jelitawan terlalu  tinggi sehingga sampai ke langit ketujuh, Montel selalu je fefeeling "Cik Puan Anggun Jelitawan"..I make myself happy..tu aje! No one was harmed during the action! Thank you..😘😘😘..Tepi! Tepi! Montel nak lalu! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tu picture full makeup..jgn kecam..senyum ajelah!


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