R.E.U.N.I.O.N...

Terbaca perbincangan REUNION IS A SCAM! pasal majlis tu BUKAN sesi jejak kasih kawan-kawan lama kat sekolah dulu tapi MORE TO nak tengok siapa berjaya kaya-raya untuk di-iri-kan..untuk di-dengki-kan..dan siapa yg gagal masih tak kaya-raya untuk di-hina..di-ketawa-kan..Ramai dah kena benda aura negatif nie..ada pula TERkorban suami atau isteri bila cinta monyet zaman silam berputik kembali walaupon masing-masing dah ada pasangan..
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Takde org tanya aku pon..aku OVERTHINKING je nie..Duluuuuuuu pergi juga TERdetik di hati nak hadirkan diri ke majlis R.E.U.N.I.O.N..dah siap tau nak bawa apa potluck..sekali minda TERtanya "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BRING TO THAT REUNION TABLE? LOOK AROUND!"..Hmmm🤔🤔🤔apa ehk..
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Tepuk dada (bukan payudara tau! aaaaiiiippp!) tanya diri sendiri..
1. Dah kahwin? - Belum
2. Ada suami kaya-raya? - Takde
3. Ada anak? - Takde
4. Asal tak kahwin, takde org nak kah dan mandul kah sehingga anak tak sah taraf pun takde?
#Bingung weeeey..🤣🤣🤣
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5. Ada business juta-juta? - Takde
6. Ada degree? Degree cermin mata aje!
7. Ada rumah sendiri? - (Masa tu) Takde.
8. Apa kerjaya sekarang? - Apa-apa aje..aku kan grasshopper aka Belalang..😁😁😁
9. Ada kereta? - Takde
10. Asal hidup kau miskin gagal teruk nie..kau jenis Melayu Malas ehk..sampai bila nak camnie punyer taraf hidup?
🤔🤔🤔Nak jawab camner sey.
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FINALE:
Aku tak jadi pergi pon..potluck tu tetap aku masak - Sambal Tumis Telur..makan kat rumah aje lah..Then aku tengok lah those pictures at that R.E.U.N.I.O.N..memang kecoh..yg kaya-raya dipuji melangit..ooooh dia ada rumah sebuah kat JB..oooohhh dia dah migrate ke Australia..ooooh dia ada business juta-juta..oooooh laki dia kaya-raya so dia takyah bekerja..ooohhh badan maintained cam anak dara walaupon dah ada anak dua; maklum Tai-Tai..oooohhh dulu kat skolah dia selalu curi-curi pandang sekarang ada chance dua-dua dah single..blah blah blah..Kan..Kan..cam apa yg aku TERdetik!
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Batch aku cam a few je..Batch sebelum dan sesudah aku yg ramai..👍🏽👍🏽mungkin pasangan tak izinkan..mungkin memang not interested this kinda event..Mungkin cam aku yg takde achievement lansung?🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽
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Alhamdulillah! Aku tak pergi R.E.U.N.I.O.N tu..begitu juga R.E.U.N.I.O.N seterusnya..Aku just exited out from the Alumni Group..School Group..Bertahun dah sekarang..setiap kali kat opis ada yg brought up this R.E.U.N.I.O.N. matter, aku dengarkan aje mak-nenek berbual..Kalo tanya aku, aku kata tak gi event camtu..pasal after high school ended, aku go separate path dari kawan-kawan sekolah yg lain..Ada yg masih contact..Ada yg jumpa masih tegur..tak kurang juga ada yg dah berubah piil - well, they got married and believe they are the luckiest one and I am the pathetic one! 🤣🤣🤣 Lantaklah!
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Aku jenis org baik kat aku, aku double baik..kalo org trying to mess with me, aku jadi 'nenek sihir" mulut puaka! 🤣🤣🤣 Memang aku tak kasi chance..If you try to push me down to the ground, I make sure you come along..Kasi rasa apa rasanya at the rock bottom! Ramai je yg komen,"Sharifah dah banyak berubah..Lazer ehk mulut kau sekarang!"..Aku selalu jawab,"Sesuai lah dgn piil kau..You start the ball rolling, right?! You deserved it then!"..
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Aku takde masa nak dibuang hanya nak layan benda merepek..remeh-temeh..lepas tu ada tu nak tanya pasal org lain utk dijadikan bahan gosip..nanti tuduh aku yg jahat mulut! TAKYAH! Aku gosip hal aku aje!😁😁😁
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So far, aku stick with org yg mana rapat dengan aku sejak sekolah..gaduh..mengamuk..terasa..baik semula type of people..Bab gosip-gosip durjana hal org lain - AKU TAK MINAT!🤣🤣🤣..


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