KAWAN MAKAN KAWAN

Selepas solat Asar boleh terdetik..terkenang satu soalan..satu perbualan..Kerja shif malam buat aku sekumpulan hanya berbual..untuk elak dari ngantuk dan tertidur..Ini bukan OVER-THINKING..ini more to nawaitu "Jangan tertidur..Jangan tertidur..CCTV capture..Pencacai Boss nampak weeeey.."..🤣🤣🤣
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Supervisor: Sha, kau layan budak-budak nie..jgn ajar apa yg tak sepatutnya diajar..Bye! Aku balik duluuuuu..tatataaaa!
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Salah sorg pencacai Boss dah blah..Kucing dah keluar, tikus bersuka ria..🐁🐁🐁🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽😁😁😁
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🗣️ Jr1: Akak, sy nak gi kantin ambik makanan..Acik dah simpankan 3 kotak besar..Sy pergi sekarang ehk?!
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Aku: Sebelum tu, gi 7E belikan akak canned drink..nah duitnya! Jgn balik lambat..
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🗣️Jr2: Akak nak tanya, boleh?!
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Aku: Give me your log book first! Nak tanya apa, tanya aaah..
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🗣️Jr2: Akak tau kan sy dah enrol kat poli..Sy sedih aaah..you know my best friend tipu sy aaah..sampai hati dia aniaya sy..Now I am alone..nanti kat poli pon alone tau..takut sy..camner ehk? Asal best friend sendiri buat sy camnie sey..?
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Aku: Itu aje pertanyaan..? Alaaahai starting cam besar pertanyaan kamu..Firstly, kata kamu dgn best friend same poli, asal kata alone?
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🗣️: Best friend aniaya aaah..Kita dah planned nak ambil BS tau, kak! Sy happy sgt..dah bayangkan boleh buat project assignment bersama..then...I got to know..dia ambil BA tau, kak..mana sy tak  sedih dah nie!
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Aku: BS & BA bukan satu building kah? Jumpa aje pon..Mungkin famili dia suruh buat BA..kamu takleh fikirkan diri sendiri aje..
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🗣️Jr2: Kalo famili yg suruh ambil BA, britau sy lah..sy ambil BA jugak..ini tak..Submission dah closed..Application for BS dah approved..I look forward to nak gi poli dgn dia, boleh she dropped the bomb camtu aje..🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽..takde minta maaf..selamba like nothing so bersalah tau, kak Sha! Dengar ke tak org tua nie..Sy sdg sedih nie..pujuklaaaaah!
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Aku: Hmmmm..dengar lah..Well, camnie lah..why don't we discuss this maturely..Kita sort out the issue satu-satu..takyah merengek..Buruk bebenor muka hang!
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Firstly, jgn sedih sgtlah..bende kecik je..bukan pengakhiran dunia yg next KIAMAT! Relek aaaah!
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Secondly, cuba kamu looks at it positively..You can make new friends kat politeknik tu..kawan dari sekolah menengah lain..manatau ada yg sama frequency dengan kamu..better channel dari best friend kamu..
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Akak bukan nak ajar kamu jadi pendendam tau tapi, you can only defeat your enemies when their heartless, selfish actions which were meant to trigger your anger and your childishness, DO NOT affect your attitudes towards everything that has taken place..
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Dia mesti fikir,"Ehk! Aku ingat dia takleh hidup tanpa aku..Ingat dia nak merengek merajuk merayu aku..Ehk! Dia ada kawan baru..chill aje aku tengok.."..Hah! Give her the opportunity to doubt her own evilness towards you..baru padan muka dia!
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Thirdly, tak semua yg so-called "Best Friend" is actually the best for you..Ada org dekat dengan kita kerana simpati..kesiiiiian kau takde kawan, tak reti cari dan dapat kawan!..atau..dorg dekat dengan kau supaya org lain tak boleh dekati kau kerna kau ialah their BENEFITS! Tak disangkal juga, ada org memang meant to be best friend kita dunia-akhirat..You look at their actions more than hearing their words of nonsense!
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Fourthly, fokus on belajar bersungguh-sungguh..jgn kerna best friend "betrayed" bab fakulti, kamu hilang semangat belajar..Chaiyo!
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Fifth, jika half way study - BS is not your forte but other fakulti i.e. Fashion ke..Architecture ke..Law ke..Try tanya consultant kat poli tu untuk switch fakulti..Your life is your dream..don't copycat others! Ingat tu!
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In life, no one is really meant to stay forever and ever..only time will tell..Still, life goes on..Cheer up, okay?!
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🗣️Jr1: Kak, what if a kawan tu asyik copycat kita..ok ok..example - ada class party..so kita list down who bring what..betul, tak? Then kata lah sy nak bawak sambal sotong..contoh..then ada satu kawan tu kata nak bawak kari ayam..then on the day of event, dia bawa sambal sotong..tak inform class tau..then org lain start comparing sambal sotong saya dengan sambal sotong dektu..kak, org camnie nak handle camner? banyak kali tau sy kena..then muka dia yek sombong semacam tau bila org puji dia lebih pandai masak dari sy..sedih aaah..tak bawa sesuatu, org mengata..bawak sesuatu, org copycat then sekeliling  compare-compare then kutuk..How, kak Sha?
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Aku: Senang aje..photocopy the list next time..jgn beritahu apa kamu nak bawak on that day..Misalannya kamu kata nak bawak Roti Boyan..dah tertera Roti Boyan under your name in that list, kan? Then you know she will bring the same walaupon dalam list tu dia tulis lain, kan? On that day, kamu bawalah Roti John..sempat ke dia cari..nak order last minute kat mamak, silakan..kamu buat Roti John Bistik Daging..Ada berani nak order last minute..kalo bukan Roti John, kau bawa Roti Jala dan lauknya Bryani daging cincang..hah! Ambik kau..mamak pon konfius nak tiru! Apa susah?!
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🗣️ Jr1: Betul jugak ehk..kalo dorg tanya asal bawa lain makanan..kata je aaaah kentang tak cukup ke..tepung tak cukup ke untuk nak buat Roti Boyan..bukan dorg tinggal kat dapur sy, kan? Akak memang otak genius..
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Aku: Otak penipu kot! 🤣🤣🤣
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So itu sedutan perbualan masa kerja dengan budak junior..masatu aku baru 22-23 tahun..juniors tu temp staf aku..ada nak masuk poli lah..ada yg kat ITE earning duit extra lah..Aku masa tu pon belajar Architectural designing..hanya shif malam je on Friday, Saturday..Sunday either OFF atau 2nd shif - tu yg tidur kat staf bunk bed room but aku on the floor ngorok😴😴😴..
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Tu yg pagi Sabtu balik sampai rumah je MEM BESAR - umi akan tegur,"Bagus ehk hidup kamu..pagi gi sekolah..seharian semalaman kat luar..pergi Jumaat, balik Sabtu..Apa nak jadi kamu nie? Yg kerja part-time bagai asal? Miskin sangat ke kamu nie? Dah macam takde keluarga aje.."..
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😂😂😂
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Aku selalu jawab mesti ketawa dulu,"Keluarga memang kaya..well my grandfather kan Haji Ahmad aka Pak Daya..imam masjid..guru ngaji..memang kaya..tapi, sy tak suka susahkan keluarga..kerjalah..kalo mintak duit nanti kata - aku nie nak kamu kahwin, bukan sekolah memanjang..Aku nak cucu, faham!..-..
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So, kakak dengan rasminya TAKMO MINTAK DUIT KELUARGA! TAKMO KAHWIN SEKARANG! ADA DEGREE BARU NAK FIKIR BAB KAHWIN! HEEEEELLLPPP! Still, tak kahwin pon boleh kasi cucu..you nak ke?"..
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Satu hemukan kuat dari Hajah Harimau plus jelingan maut! 🤣🤣🤣 Tu pon cucu jugak pe..ok fine.."CUCU TAK SAH TARAF" pon cucu jugak..manusia jugak..bukan robot pe..#KecohUmiAkuLah
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Terkenang sekarang, aku 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂ajelah..Best tau hidup masa muda remaja aku dulu..ketawa aje!


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