JANGAN KEPALA BUTO SANGAT, BOLEH?!

Aku nie jenis yang kalo ada, ada lah..takyah kecoh-kecoh cam terlalu ENTITLED..Aku selalu ingat pesanan seseorang duluuuuuuu semasa aku masih muda remaja.."Tempat kerja BUKAN rumah kita..Ada masanya takde apa yang kita ada je kat rumah..Takyah mintak itu-ini..Takyah tunjuk yang kita nie tak adaptable kat mana-mana yang TAK SERUPA rumah kita..Tempat kerja untuk bekerja manakala rumah kita untuk kita rehat dan happy to be at home!"
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Takde microwave untuk makanan HALAL, kecoh tak best takleh panaskan makanan..makan panas-panas syiok..weeeeey..nak panas, beli bila nak makan..
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Sink dapur tak bersih dengan standard kita, biar..tu sink tempat kerja..kita POLISH SAMPAI KILAT BERSINAR sink dapur kita..
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Nak geli-geleman..tak perlu kot..sampai ada staf yang sindir,"Surely your house very clean ehk?!"..tu pon cam takleh tangkap sarcasm ke buat-buat tak paham..Aku hanya rolled eyes je..staf sarcastic tu nak ketawa tengok muka badut aku..
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Yes! Kalo kita jenis OCD giler, jangan bawa piil OCD giler ke tempat kerja melainkan syarikat tu kita atau MAK-BAPAK kita yang punyer. Jagalah kebersihan meja kita dah cukup..Takyah banyak bunyi "Meja pon dusty!"..🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽..kalo berabuk, kita lap je ehk..diam-diam..chill aaaah..takyah beritau satu opis..Bersihkan ajelah rumah kita sebersih-bersihnya sehingga rumah kita dengan hospital, hospital kalah dengan taraf kebersihan rumah kita..🤣🤣🤣
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Aku memang jenis kempro..jenis sakai..bagi aku, asalkan tersusun - cukup aaaah..asalkan lantai tak melekit tahap rasa cam jalan atas gam, aku rasa dah memadai..🤣🤣🤣..Aku rasa IRRITATED bila perempuan banyak songeh..Kita kalo memang membesar ala proper Princess..then dapat pasangan yang layan kita cam Queen - "You jangan buat kerja rumah, nanti jari-jemari patah" romantik punyer husband, tu simpan kat rumah..Selagi tempat kerja kita BUKAN kita atau MAK-BAPAK kita punyer, sila jadi commoner aka rakyat jelata..jangan harap ROYALTY kinda treatment..KAU SIAPA, AKU SIAPA..okey tak?!
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Sometimes it is the management..Sometimes it is the staff..Sometimes it is YOU!..Sometimes it is just GOD teaching you how to adapt to an environment you have not faced in life..
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Apa-apa, senyuuuuuuuum..biar orang ingat kita GILER..daripada orang ingat kita SOK SUCI..SOK BAGUS LHO, PENGHUNI SYURGA! 🤣🤣🤣

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