LU MACAM-MACAM, BETINA!

Tempohari minah tak makan kat kedai mamak dan tak naik kereta buatan tempatan..sedangkan diri sendiri takde lesen memandu!Terkini pula, ah lian berpendapat  makan kat tempat yg tak kayangan menunjukkan si tukang ajak keluar makan tak berusaha lebih untuk menarik perhatiannya..Kau siapa? Pernah fikir mungkin apa kau dapat memang sesuai dengan standard diri kau? Fikirlah! Jangan mendongak langit kerna so-called "CANTIK"..cantik makeup, arwah nenek-nenek aku pon CANTIK lah, bangang!😡
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Ini semua perempuan jenis apa ehk..mengerunkan bukan je lelaki, aku sendiri naik seram sejuk. Aku nie dari miskin tak mampu beli kek sepotong 60 sen sehingga kaya-raya ada elaun beribu sebulan sehingga down ala bankrupt sehingga bangun lagi slowly kayuh sekarang..tak pernah aku nak DEMAND makan kat mana..asalkan makanan sedap, warung tepi longkang pon aku pernah makan tapi tu family trip aaaah..🤣🤣🤣
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Aku suka makan bihun goreng kat  kedai mamak yg pedas, merah dan letak cili hijau serta telor mata 2 kat atas..Pernah juga aku makan kat restoran/hotel berbintang sampai nampak bill je aku cam nak pitam walaupon guna duit sponsors aku masa tu..tu pon aku lebih suka buffet daripada fine dining yang makanan cam seciput je..Tak kenyang makan bukan kerna tak baca doa tapi, too little weeeey..harap plating cantik giler je.
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Kereta pulak, semua jenis kereta aku naik..tak cerewet..asalkan kereta tu boleh gerak dan tak mati kat tengah-tengah ekspressway, ALHAMDULILLAH..dari kecik, pakcik aku biasakan aku sekeluarga dengan kereta Mercedez Benz..lepas tu merasa aku tumpang naik kereta Volvo milik bapa si P.Meena Kumari..then BMW milik skandal aku..banyak lagi jenis kereta..pernah jugak aku naik kereta sport 2 pintu tapi aku tersendat..so not to my liking..🤣🤣🤣#DiaYgGemokSalahkanKereta camtulah aku jenis yg perasan gempak..😝😝😝
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Aku preferred RACING BIKE..motorsikal jugak terbaik, tercinta, terpesona dan tersayang..sekarang dah senja, no more chance naik motor..takpe, aku mmg PUAS naik motor weeey..minah rider katakan!😍😍😍
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Lesen memandu aku mmg belum pass..berhenti..selepas aku suruh tu instructor park kereta kat circuit setelah GAGAL buat parallel parking..asal susah sangat ehk..dulu tak guna censor..guna palang besi tu..tu yg aku seram ia jatuh hancurkan kereta..nvm..tu pon TS yg bayar..dia tak marah, geram je bila aku arah tu instructor..aku kurus jambu masa tu..boleh je buat piil Diva Kayangan..aku mmg menggoda dulu weeey😳😳😳😍😍😍😁😁😁
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Kalo makan kat tempat berjenama tu maksudnya lelaki tu  putting an effort? Aik! Camtu kah persepsinya..? Aku cheapskate ke perempuan tu ngada-ngada ehk?🤔🤔🤔..pasal aku nie pernah makan kat Pizza Hut, KFC, warung dan food court dengan CEO tau..aku pon pernah makan kat hawker center kat Golden Shoe tu dengan lawyer-partner..okey je! CEO tu even kata,"CEO pon manusia..ada rasa lapar..tempat makan tak penting, makanan mesti mau  sedap!"..🤔🤔🤔so now, who ehk yg ngada-ngada..
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Untuk perempuan yg ngada-ngada, sila BERITAHU lelaki tu kat mana korang nak makan..STOP eksyen tak materialistik jika korang MEMANG jenis pilih bulu..nak semua benda mewah..just a SPOILT BRATZ daughter of a rich man! Jangan buat hidup lelaki yg SUDI date korang tu sengsara..Ingat zaman dulu aje ada cerita antara dua darjat..tak sangka zaman Gen Z makin menjadi terok lah bab materialistik..Sikit-sikit CLASS..sikit-sikit STATUS..WAKLU aaaah! Bingit sey! Menyampah betul! 🙄🙄🙄🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽TEPI AAAAH! CIK PUAN nak jalan! 🤭🤭🤭

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